Tea-Pot

Someone who is or who will be teabagged over Xbox Live. Can be used as an insult to offend someone you're planning to own in a match.

Alex joined the Halo 3 Lone Wolves match "Yo Tea-Pots prepare for some serious Tea Baggage"

by A1EX COUL July 06, 2009

tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

by gr8s1s August 17, 2011

tea pot

1- a pot used for brewing tea in.

2- a sexual 'toy' used in the process of 'tea potting'

darling! go fetch the tea pot, im up for a dirty one tonight.

by evil bob August 30, 2006

Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.

by Mel Daddy April 10, 2021

Tea Pot Princess

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid

Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu

by Kavi February 14, 2005

tea pot dome

when your getting "dome" you smash a tea pot over the head of the dealer of dome

Titz-WTF WAS THAT NOISE LAST NIGHT?

Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days

by Titz November 07, 2007

meadia tea pot

usually found wondering around soho. with a goala bag, ipod stipid haircut thinking they work in the most importantant industry in the world! but really are as about as much use to man kind as a chocolate tea POT!

"he's a runner for that production company TEAPOT"

by wonkey December 10, 2004