A man named Eddie who lives a very sad life.
He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.
He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.
by nick the coolest guy August 6, 2012
Get the TBSHBT mug.A phenomenon that rattles one's belief system (usually through his/her sleep) where their subconscious self contradicts their known facts surrounding a disturbing incident / event causing them to wake up fairly discombobulated the next day with delusions of happiness, only to succumb to a state much depressing a while after.
Guy 1: "So how is your Project 'Ignore Paulanzki' going?
Guy 2: "Donkey balls, bro. My brain pulled a tschalein last night - woke up almost convinced that She loves me back; that I needn't ignore her. Cried for a whole ten minutes."
Guy 1: "Did he just try to Parkour that ledge??"
Guy 2: "Yeah... I think he tschaleined himself there..."
Guy 2: "Donkey balls, bro. My brain pulled a tschalein last night - woke up almost convinced that She loves me back; that I needn't ignore her. Cried for a whole ten minutes."
Guy 1: "Did he just try to Parkour that ledge??"
Guy 2: "Yeah... I think he tschaleined himself there..."
by zseijin January 22, 2014
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LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!
by Nick Norris August 20, 2006
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"This is tschugen to me" or "It's mir tschugen!"
"This is tschugen to me" or "It's mir tschugen!"
by Mudgen April 28, 2009
Get the Tschugen mug.A tisch is someone who is similar to a bitch but not nearly as hostile.
Variations on tisch include Ficticious, dish, trish, and alouicious.
Variations on tisch include Ficticious, dish, trish, and alouicious.
That tisch drank the last fuckin beer. Can't believe that tisch threw up in my car last night. Merry Tischmas! Take that shot you damn tisch!!
by Tischthedish April 23, 2016
Get the tisch mug.A community / cult that abides by the rules of VESPA to feed the black and gold spirit. Sacrifices are often made to this spirit whilst chanting Jerusalem in a demonic manner. Comprised mainly of 'dales' the leaders have hatred for any imposter including the highly popularised tbshs.official who aims to crush the tbshs regime. Highly appointed members are often declerated with school colours, A prestigious award within the cult only bested by euthanasia.
And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green - chanted the tbshs members
by brad_da_bose May 8, 2018
Get the tbshs mug.TSCH DC (Tough Shit, Chew Harder n Don't Choke) is a quick and curt way to tell someone to quit their whining about something that's not going to change.
I am so tired of traveling with you all! "TSCH DC We're in this for the long haul" kind of like saying too bad so sad or suck it up buttercup but a bit more curt
by 5girlsRus January 13, 2021
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