You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
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2)His character is made of gold and he treats the people he likes like his biggest treasure.
3)He has a fantastic humor which is sometimes annoying but all in all very funny.
4)Tarkan loves to argue with other people but he can be very explosive.
5)He is a person who always fights for the things he want and loves challenges.
6)This man hates people who have prejudices and injustice.
7)He is hot af. Of course inside but also outside he is the most handsome guy i know.
8)He is an awesome kisser and a sex god.
9)Tarkan has the best sense of style and music.
10)He always listen to you and helps you to make the best of all.
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1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
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For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.
For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.
For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.
For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.
Blimey! Never should've eaten that fifth burger last night - I'm touching cloth here - mind if I nip off and release Tarka?
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