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The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."
by DrCamel May 29, 2021
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Tarkan

1)An extremely intelligent and intellectual man with an impressing personality.

2)His character is made of gold and he treats the people he likes like his biggest treasure.

3)He has a fantastic humor which is sometimes annoying but all in all very funny.
4)Tarkan loves to argue with other people but he can be very explosive.

5)He is a person who always fights for the things he want and loves challenges.

6)This man hates people who have prejudices and injustice.
7)He is hot af. Of course inside but also outside he is the most handsome guy i know.
8)He is an awesome kisser and a sex god.
9)Tarkan has the best sense of style and music.
10)He always listen to you and helps you to make the best of all.
He is so perfect he must be a Tarkan.
by bebetree September 6, 2017
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Tarkus

1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever
1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
by Tarkusman January 8, 2009
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tarkoved

When you are palying Escape From Tarkov and you get absolutely fucked by some random weirdo from 10 miles away
DAMN I JUST GOT SNIPED FROM DOME
Lol you got tarkoved
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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Tarkanian middle school

Tarkanian middle school is the worst school ever don't go there the deans will suspended you for no reason the kids are disrespectful little brats the 8th graders think there all that like no your not all that and that school is full of hoes and sluts and petty little slut bags
by SPongebob2234 April 16, 2019
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Tarkoved

When you get killed for a bad reason in the online game Escape from Tarkov.
Fuck me dude i just got tarkoved again
by Bannanass49 June 24, 2020
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release tarka

To take a dump, drop the kids off at the pool, log out, lay a cable, curl one out, crimp off a length, sink the Bismarck etc.

For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.

For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.
Blimey! Never should've eaten that fifth burger last night - I'm touching cloth here - mind if I nip off and release Tarka?
by TLO Smudge July 3, 2004
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