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Tayson

The most stupid and annoying person you will meet
by Samuelsiska1984 June 1, 2020
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Tayson

a very cool guy with a humungous cock, a six pack, and fluffy hair. he will knock you up in two seconds if he can but usually his balls are drained from fucking lawrence and avery and xi zhao and chase and giro.
girl 1:i fucked tayson last night, the doctor said i wont be able to walk for a week.
girl 2:i know, last time i did it with him i was in a wheelchair for months
by taysonlover123 March 14, 2025
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Eating Mike Tyson's Ass

A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community

(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
by A Local Idiot February 14, 2021
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Tyson Zone

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
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Tyson Hood

'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)
Dude, a t-shirt with 'Expensive Suit' taped to it written on a card? Tyson Hood would not approve.
by DrEwing November 17, 2016
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TysonBedwell

Sexiest person you'll ever meet. Perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants easily. Loves to just chill and chat.
Did you see that TysonBedwell?
Yeah, he was freaking awesome.
by It's Jimmy! April 3, 2013
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Trayson

Trayson is very good at analysing people around him. He doesn't talk much. When he gets to know you he will talk to you about anything. Trayson will do anything to protect people. He is very loyal and never gets mad. He always forgive s. He trust in himself more then anyone else. Trayson doesn't have much family but he will treat you as family.
Trayson is very loyal.
by Gjfjfjcndncn June 7, 2021
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