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Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees
The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.
by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009
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Tavernari

To talk like a blackman, yet be as white as white can be.
"Yo yo yo, waa sup?"
"Hello Tavernari, how are you today?"
by The Lobo Man March 6, 2010
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hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
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Dixie Tavern

The best motherfucking party place I have ever been too. Plain and simple. I love Portland.
by Sammy112585 January 16, 2011
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taverna twister

being twisted up and abused in different indescribable ways while hooking up with an extremely psychotic person. The usual consequence of a taverna twister is death.
There is a scarce amount of people who have lived to tell the tale of the time they got their first taverna twister

i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep

apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone
by bombybombbomb April 25, 2011
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Tavernesque

A family owned establishment with exceptional food, relaxed ambiance, and a full bar.
Let's go somewhere tavernesque tonight, Daddy needs a drink!
by Wounded Minnow March 10, 2020
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Tavarence

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