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cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.
That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!
by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011
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TATOO TEAR

An ink fluid mark of a teardrop located under the eye, usually used to signify a commited murder. The teardrop is also used to display endless sorrow, such as the loss of a close friend, or life sentence in prison.
I earned my tatoo tear by poppin' that fuckin snitch.
by J. THOMPSON July 9, 2006
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screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."
by MJCA May 5, 2006
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tatoomian

urdu noun
translates to 'infantile donkey sir'
the tatoomian has traditionally been the name given to a male member of a social circle who amuses everyone with his witless shenanegens.. in present day slang, it can be used for any one who is suspected to have an std.
a man doesn't look before crossing the street.
the man gets trampled by a herd of rampaging sheep.
bystanders shrug, raise their hands in surrender and remark 'tatoomian'
by chaBAM chaBAM August 1, 2012
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Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.
Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.
by fraxinus March 10, 2016
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Tatoo

A poorly done tattoo. Like its spelling which is slightly off, a tatoo is also slightly off.

The pronunciation of tatoo is TAT EWWW
Did you see Britney's tatoo, it's so lame.
by quackawakka January 5, 2010
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tattool

All the chicks on LA Ink are tattools.
by CUTigerfan March 20, 2008
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