colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

tartagalicious

tartaglia is delicious.

Tartagalicious definition, make the girls go loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me, you can squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
girls just come and go like seasons

by tartagalicious April 8, 2021

saucy tart

a hot little number, or a hot girl with attitude

damn, look at that saucy tart over there

by J Hebs Pro December 1, 2010

tartagalicious

🦻LISTEN UP YALL🔊 CAUSE THIS IS IT 😝
THE BEAT THAT IM BANGING 😩👀

IS DELICIOUS😋🥢🥛
TARTAGALICIOUS🤤
📙DEFINITION 🤔
🌀MAKE THEM GURLS GO LOCO 🏃🏽 ♀️💨
💳THEY WANT MY TREASURES 🧧📿
SO THEY GET THEIR PLEASURES🧴🧻

FROM MY PHOTO 📸🤨YOU CANT SEE ME🕳🧑🏽 🦯YOU CANT SQUEEZE🧎🏽 ME I 🦗AINT 🦟EASY🦗

I AINT SLEAZY 🕶🤝I GOT REASONS 📝WHY I TEASE 😏💦EM GURLS👯 ♀️ JUST COME 🗿AND GO LIKE SEASONS☀️🌧❄️
🌈TARTAGALICIOUS🤤..BUT I AINT 🙅🏻 ♂️🚫PROMISCUOUS 😅😗✌🏼 AND IF YOU ARE SUSPICIOUS🧐🔍ALL THAT SHIT 🐕💩 IS FICTITIOUS🧜🏾 ♀️🥱 I BLOW KISSES 😘 THAT PUTS THEM GURLS👯 ♀️✨ ON ROCK 🗿 ROCK 🗿 AND THEY BE LINING 😮 💨🎋DOWN THE BLOCK🐲🍃 ☄️JUST TO WATCH🔭👀👄WHAT IVE GOT🌝🏳️ 🌈 SO 😩✨DELICIOUS 🍜🥟

zhongli: ur mom is tartagalicious

by osmanthuswinetastesthesameas69 December 8, 2021

Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.

For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.

by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

Targus

Diluted, milky.

Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.

The plural of targus is 'targi'

Yeah, that guy, he called you a n****r!

I don't care. After all, he is a stinking targus.

by ilovethedankestofmemes June 29, 2016

Tartaglia

Lover of Snezhnayan Queen, and Snezhnaya's greatest love machine.

Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈

by FuCk- Idropped my CrOsSaNt March 21, 2021