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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

Tartaros 

In Greek mythology, Tartaros (also Tartarus) is both a deity and a place in the underworld even lower than Hades. In ancient orphic sources and in the mystery schools Tartaros is also the unbounded first-existing "thing" from which the Light and the cosmos is born.
2 Peter 2:4: "God did not hold back from punishing the angels that sinned, but, by throwing them into Tartaros, delivered them into pits of dense darkness to be reserved for judgement."
Tartaros by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008
Tartaro-Canalbianco is a river of the Veneto region of Italy; the upper part of its course is in the province of Verona and is known by the name of Tartaro.
Everyone knows the best fish in Italy are from Tartaro!
Tartaro by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008

Dio tartufo 

Italians are really creative when it comes to blasphemy. Here god is compared to a type of mushroom.
It's used when your anger reach the top or for disappointment.
"Come cazzo giochi, Dio tartufo!!!"
"How are you playing, dear friend!!!"

"Come cazzo ti permetti, Dio tartufo!"
"Why are you doing it, man!"
Dio tartufo by Zappo Lavigna August 13, 2017
I'm gonna tartero
Tartero by ZeSurvivalist February 27, 2022

mathsosis-torturous-syndrome 

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.
"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"