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Slapping your sister with balognia
I'm gonna tarturo
Tarturo by ZeSurvivalist February 27, 2022
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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

Tartaros 

In Greek mythology, Tartaros (also Tartarus) is both a deity and a place in the underworld even lower than Hades. In ancient orphic sources and in the mystery schools Tartaros is also the unbounded first-existing "thing" from which the Light and the cosmos is born.
2 Peter 2:4: "God did not hold back from punishing the angels that sinned, but, by throwing them into Tartaros, delivered them into pits of dense darkness to be reserved for judgement."
Tartaros by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008
Tartaro-Canalbianco is a river of the Veneto region of Italy; the upper part of its course is in the province of Verona and is known by the name of Tartaro.
Everyone knows the best fish in Italy are from Tartaro!
Tartaro by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008

Dio tartufo 

Italians are really creative when it comes to blasphemy. Here god is compared to a type of mushroom.
It's used when your anger reach the top or for disappointment.
"Come cazzo giochi, Dio tartufo!!!"
"How are you playing, dear friend!!!"

"Come cazzo ti permetti, Dio tartufo!"
"Why are you doing it, man!"
Dio tartufo by Zappo Lavigna August 13, 2017
I'm gonna tartero
Tartero by ZeSurvivalist February 27, 2022

mathsosis-torturous-syndrome 

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.
"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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