tarquin

reference of acknowledgement to a minor acquiantance whose first name your unsure of!

Hi Tarquin how are you?

by Jim Lindsay October 9, 2006

tarquin

a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).

thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.

often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.

naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.

by betchdeck November 5, 2009

Tarquin Wagemaker

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.

She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker

by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

Churchwell tarquin

A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine

Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
Username: Whodini

by Tarquin Churchwell December 16, 2004

Tarquin Churchwell

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

by Magic Madam December 9, 2008

tarquin touchcloth

when you follow through after a vigorous fart

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'

by Beardo April 27, 2004

Churchwell tarquin

An upscale magician who teaches thousands of magicians online how to perform magic.

David Blaine all other great magicians of the world were taught by Churchwell tarquin

by Thomas Starkey July 29, 2008