Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.

Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.

by Chris M May 13, 2005

tardcart

The vehicle used to transport retards from place to place.

Dude, don't stare at the people in the TardCart.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

tardcart

1 the short bus used to drive disabled people from one place to another.

2 an insult for a person who is being stupid or foolish.

My bus was full so I had to ride in the tardcart.

You fucking tardcart, you don't fix a toaster while it's plugged in!

by Bea December 16, 2004

tardcart

1. The side deffinition for a short bus carrying disabled people from one place to another. 2. Society's name for the shopping carts in the supermarket that just dont seem to work.

I saw a short bus pulling into the driveway of our school. I quickly pointed it out to my friend and said, "Hey look! Its a tardcart!" Mom: are ya havin trouble pushin the shopping cart around? Me: ya, it seems that I've chosen the tardcart

by biilbo December 27, 2012

tardkart

A vehicle that has been modified to the point that it no longer has any practical use. See NASCAR

I watched in horror as the redneck tried to maneuver his tardkart through the crowded parking lot.

by zmad March 27, 2008

tardmastic

A person who is the master at being icredibly idiodic and/or retarded.

you are such a tardmastic shithead!

by cindy October 31, 2004

Tardmata

Noun, Unknown marking(s) found on ones body usually after a night of heavy drinking.

Amy says "Anne, come look at this on my hands. I have no idea how these holes got in my hands..what happened last night?" To which Anne replies "Amy, this is clearly a case that you have been touched by the mystery known as Tardmata"

by AnnaAileen April 3, 2007