TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 07, 2005

TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

tardy

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness

1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Tardy

1. When you arrive to a destination after the time you're supposed to be there.

2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded

1. James was late to class, so he was tardy.

2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.

by GodsRedhead April 05, 2010

tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

TARDIS

1) Acronym for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Spaceship owned by the Doctor from Dr.Who, with the ability to travel through space and time. Takes the form of a 1950's British police box, although this is merely because the camouflage unit is malfunctioning. The TARDIS is also a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside, theoretically, it can be infinite in size.

2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"

"It's called the Tardis . . . . it can travel anywhere in time and space . . . . and it's mine!"

"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"

by Morbo_Destroyer February 01, 2014

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003