Tapout

A particular brand of clothing that, when wearing, defines you as a total douche.

Associating with people wearing these disastrous clothes may slowly infect your brain, causing you to become a douche yourself.

Ignorant fool: "I'm so cool. I skate and wear Tapout stuff.

You: "Let's kill this mothafucka."

by Green Midget January 28, 2011

tapout

The act of tapping the floor to tell your partner that you are too tired or sore to continue being the receiver in gay anal sex. Commonly used to alleviate sore knees, cramp or anal bleeding.

"He was pounding me so hard I had to tapout or faint. Tapout seemed easier."

"He had such a pretty ass I had to tapout early so I could get my hands on it."

by Gerald4War March 12, 2014

tapout

Tapout is a douchebag clothing brand but it is also an adjective that can be used in various situation where you want to express drunkness or anger. This can also be used in french (especially in Quebec province) with the same meaning.

English
I'm really tapout » I'm drunk
I'm feelin' a little tapout » I'm a little bit drunk
I'm in tapout » I'm angry
I'm in fucking tapout » I'm really angry

French
Je suis en beau tapout » Je suis en tabarnak
Je suis légèrement tapout » Je suis légèrement réchauffé mais pas assez pour coucher avec ta mère
Je suis très tapout » Je suis tellement saoul que je coucherais avec ta mère

by mongosansl August 06, 2011

tapout

What one does when they roll with Nick.

Wes, what happened when you rolled with Nick?

I had to tapout because he is the man.

by Nick November 17, 2003

TAPOUT

n. when the last few drops of piss escape into your underwear or roll down your leg; in spite of extensive, exhaustive efforts trying to prevent same, esp. at night.

I fucking hate it when I tapout after pissing in the middle of the night. It is then I wonder if that was the real meaning of Billy Joel's song "In the Middle of the Night", notwithstanding the liquid video and my wife's snoring in the next room.

by Gomorrah February 17, 2016

Tapout

Someone like zombie who get up in there feeling

Zombie is a tapout bytch

by Tn.Stonerman.tn October 26, 2017

Tallahassee Tapout

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016