TAPOUT

n. when the last few drops of piss escape into your underwear or roll down your leg; in spite of extensive, exhaustive efforts trying to prevent same, esp. at night.
I fucking hate it when I tapout after pissing in the middle of the night. It is then I wonder if that was the real meaning of Billy Joel's song "In the Middle of the Night", notwithstanding the liquid video and my wife's snoring in the next room.
by Gomorrah February 17, 2016
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