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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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Tap dance

Extremely cool. But very hard and some stuff quite fast. Didn't wanna put just hard and fast as it sounded inappropiate. Anyways it's very groovy and sounds awesome.
Person 1: So what do you think of tap dance?
Person 2: Well it's very groovy :)
by urbandancer14 March 8, 2012
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Jersey City Tap Dance

A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.
It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!
by Höegardener October 18, 2010
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the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand
by jason February 16, 2005
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norwiegan tap dance

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.
"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"
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Tapdancer

A black person who does everything to appease to white people, doesn’t want to be black, lets nonblack people say nigga/nigger, is also anti black even though they are black
Fuck him he’s a tapdancer
by JayTheRapper September 28, 2018
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Slippery Tapdance

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.
Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.
by liqher hunters February 24, 2011
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