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Talon News

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.
James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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talonomics

The way of making money by selling old slippers to old white women with no teeth.
" yo u old fucking bitch, but this slippers so i can make some money buy talonomics because im a tank."
by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007
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tanalonium

The result of attempts to squeeze more than one user into a tanning booth or bed at the same time.
When the salon had double-booked two executives for the same tanning session, the result was shear tanalonium.
by UrbanExecutive May 13, 2010
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tallon zek times

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.
Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.
by SearyxZek September 13, 2003
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talonflame

A pokemon introduced in pokemon x/y. Used often in competitive play, it is commonly known for beating almost everything on the field with brave bird.
Joe sent out Mewtwo!
Joe's Mewtwo mega-evolved into Mega-Mewtwo x!
Talonflame used brave bird!
Joe's Mewtwo Fainted!
Joe Regrets his decision to fight Talonflame!
by organized chaos July 25, 2014
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Talon Westbrook

Talon Westbrook (Burbank) an American Model, Reality TV Star, and Social Media Influencer. He is currently 14y/o, his birthday is on February 17th. He has had a following of over 258k, until he got hacked. His current Instagrams are @talonwestbrook & @khidtayy.
Talon Westbrook is a famous Instagram Star & Model.
by pensacolafla November 25, 2019
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Talon Rolen

He's a great person. He is smart and caring.
by Killertalon February 4, 2020
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