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Hangxiety

The crushing embarrassment and shame you feel when you wake up after a heavy drinking session and are fairly sure you behaved badly.

Portmanteau of 'hangover' and 'anxiety'.
I don't even want to get out of bed this morning - the hangxiety is too strong.
by Eve Moriarty July 7, 2020
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Hangxiety

That awkward moment it takes to find the hang-up button after the end of a Zoom call.
Hangxiety sucks
by Le Biscuitier November 9, 2020
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tattxiety

(noun).1) a feeling of anxiety brought on by lack of tattoos. 2) A feeling of anxiousness caused by long periods without tattooing or a sadness brought on by the realization that you have inferior tattoos.
I need a tattoo soon. My tattxiety is getting really bad.
by Corey Pollard December 15, 2011
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tankxiety

A portmanteau of "Tank" and "Anxiety". The common occurrence in any MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) game in which the main defensive and attention-holding party member, the Tank, expresses feelings of doubt and lack of self-confidence. Many players feel exposed and at high risk of being the "leader" of the party by being the tank, causing the worst cases of "tankxiety".
Paladin: "Look, I usually run healer, I don't know how to hold aggro yet. I can just learn tank another day..."
Friend: "Shut up. EVERYONE has tankxiety when they first start, but it's just because you're stressing over the little stuff."
by glitchead August 26, 2018
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Wangxiety

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Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst
1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
by cjfinks September 16, 2010
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Taxiety

A nervous disorder or feelings associated with filing taxes, owing taxes, paying taxes, not receiving a tax refund, or any thing else involving an unpleasant tax related situation.
At this time every year I have to take off from work due to taxiety.

The stimulus received for covid-19 may increase taxiety if required to pay it back.
by Created for a purpose October 14, 2020
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Bangxiety

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.
Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.
by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016
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