tampoons

Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.

That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!

by Uncle Kurtie November 12, 2006

tampoon

vampires have used ones for tea

vladamier fetched a used tampoon to make some tea for his guests

by snowowl February 14, 2006

tampoon

n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.

As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.

by JJJJustin June 10, 2006

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine April 22, 2006

Tampoon

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

by let.them.eat.cake. March 13, 2011

tampoon

(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.

I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.

by starry_chari July 28, 2004

Tampoon

When you (feel justified to) take something from someone right in front of their eyes. It's a form of retribution and seen as a form of justice by the person who is doing the taking...

He stole my drill, so I tampooned his whole toolbox. I got my drill back...

by Writewirks September 27, 2017