tampontastic

great for all occasions

Wow!! This is tampontastic!!

by poopycakes May 8, 2003

Tamponing

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy

yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl

by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009

tamponification

1.)-noun-the ideal of ones personality, emotions, and traits.

2.) -verb-When your friend decides to stick a tampon in his or her mouth; then precedes to try to talk to you.

The tamponification of Daniel made it hard to converse with him.

by Pistachio & Five June 8, 2011

Tamponathon

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons

Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(

by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012

Tahonian

A down ass mother fucker with an unmatched dedication to his friends and loved ones. Someone who will defend what is right at any cost his loyalty and his level of respect are only equal to the size of heart he is truly a man to be respected and feared

Tahonian saved my ass today bitch slapping my ass back to reality

by Simplejackass March 31, 2023