by pilk32 April 27, 2006
Get the talomug. by FunnyAssBBB March 5, 2018
Get the Nick Talomug. : used to verbally irritate, tease or roast someone.
: if you ever wanna know where this infuriating phrase originated please go to Youtube and search "SB19's SHOWBREAK SPECIAL EPISODE", also like the video and subscribe. Thanks.
: SB19 lang strong!
: if you ever wanna know where this infuriating phrase originated please go to Youtube and search "SB19's SHOWBREAK SPECIAL EPISODE", also like the video and subscribe. Thanks.
: SB19 lang strong!
Girl 1: Hey, you both look ugly.
Girl 2: True! You two don't belong here. Do you know that?
GhorL 1: Ugh, as if we care.
GhorL 2: Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo! Mga slapsoil! Tse.
Girl 2: True! You two don't belong here. Do you know that?
GhorL 1: Ugh, as if we care.
GhorL 2: Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo! Mga slapsoil! Tse.
by BBJoshiephine October 4, 2020
Get the Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo!mug. Basically, Brent Talo is robot ninja Batman. He effortlessly portrays a rugged tough guy persona to the public eye but is extremely soft if you are lucky enough to get past it. He is also like the hottest man on planet earth. Most women say that they don’t want to look in his deep blue eyes for too long because they are easy to get lost in.
by Cutestgirlsoftheworld October 15, 2022
Get the Brent Talomug. The ninth divine in Skyrim. Practically caused the entire civil war in Skyrim.
The entire Heimskr speech won’t fit below so this is the beginning:
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
The entire Heimskr speech won’t fit below so this is the beginning:
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
by Spac3chicken December 19, 2018
Get the Talosmug. a OC tournament created by sin-of-angels on deviantart. All the fans are either the most annoying people ever or crazy theorists (also annoying). The 90% of the fans only know the characters from the Flash animation made by unknown-person and think Law of talos, EndZone and Castle of Nations are all the same and their profile usually includes "OMG karl is my wife so hot climber is my baby karllik is the best yaoi ever *inserts wrong lore and mischaracterization about Castle of Nations & the other OC's*" bonus if they are obssesed with Chimbley or are a proshipper.
Everything besides the fandom is good though.
Everything besides the fandom is good though.
Elliot/Kai: i love Law of Talos
Brian: Me too! i love the comics made by Annie!
Elliot/Kai: Huh? theres Law of Talos comics?
Brian: Me too! i love the comics made by Annie!
Elliot/Kai: Huh? theres Law of Talos comics?
by ROFLURW4FFL3Z November 4, 2025
Get the Law of Talosmug. silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows
awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"
by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025
Get the Law of Talosmug.