Tallywhacker

archaic term (southern U.S.)meaning "penis"

by Hugo T. Hackenbush July 10, 2003

Tallywhacker

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.

Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

Tallywhacker

One who whacks tallies.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker

a big floppy donkey dick

dude look at seans tallywhacker its soooooo long

by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

tallywhacker

a weird hose like object located above your sac used for modelling aeroplanes out of clay and jabbing folk in the face during prep because it is funny.

yo bruv have you seen the b52 stealth bomber i made with my tallywhacker.
yeah it stinks o cheese

by kevvy January 30, 2004

tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 7, 2009