Tally wacker

Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION

My woman pissed me off so I shut her up with my tally wacker

by My woman beater July 6, 2017

TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.

Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!

by mike January 7, 2004

tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.

Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.

by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Tally wacker smacker

Succeeding 6.5 to 7" And 2" thick at least

Hey you've got a big tally wacker smacker!

by lilManiac07 September 26, 2021