Hilarious statements regarding the Taliban movement. Aslo includes Al-Queda and the late, great Mr Osama Bin-Laden.
by warlord13 May 26, 2011
Get the Talibanter mug.A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.
I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.
by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019
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(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.
2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.
3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.
The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.
2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.
3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.
The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.
His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.
by David C' June 14, 2009
Get the Talibangelist mug.A Talimancer is someone who is a fan of Tali's romance from Mass Effect. They can be catagorized in three different ways:
LUST:
1-These people have no intimate interest with the mass effect character. They just like her character.
2-These people will find Tali attractive. However, they usually have little sexual interest in her.
3-These will find Tali attractive and will often engage their mind in sexual fantasies about her. They will be intrigued by her alien features as they will usually be Xenophillics.
ARGUMENTAL:
1-Some will not defend Tali against Talibashers and will not argue 'How amazing Tali is'.
2-These Talimancers will often defend Tali against Talibashers who try to diminish Tali as a character. They will argue to get across their point that Tali is a great fictional character.
3-These make comments that are vulger or obsessive. These can be notions towards sexual fantasies about Tali, or spams about how amazing she is.
ACTION:
1-Some just like Tali as a character. They will take little interest in her beyond the video games and will only go as far as romancing her in most of their mass effect careers and making choices that benefit her.
2-All of above and more. They will constantly search for things related to her such as images and information about Tali. They may make fan art and make or read fanfictions based on Tali.
3-The Talimancers at this level will do all of the above and more. Their searches will often be of a more sexual nature.
LUST:
1-These people have no intimate interest with the mass effect character. They just like her character.
2-These people will find Tali attractive. However, they usually have little sexual interest in her.
3-These will find Tali attractive and will often engage their mind in sexual fantasies about her. They will be intrigued by her alien features as they will usually be Xenophillics.
ARGUMENTAL:
1-Some will not defend Tali against Talibashers and will not argue 'How amazing Tali is'.
2-These Talimancers will often defend Tali against Talibashers who try to diminish Tali as a character. They will argue to get across their point that Tali is a great fictional character.
3-These make comments that are vulger or obsessive. These can be notions towards sexual fantasies about Tali, or spams about how amazing she is.
ACTION:
1-Some just like Tali as a character. They will take little interest in her beyond the video games and will only go as far as romancing her in most of their mass effect careers and making choices that benefit her.
2-All of above and more. They will constantly search for things related to her such as images and information about Tali. They may make fan art and make or read fanfictions based on Tali.
3-The Talimancers at this level will do all of the above and more. Their searches will often be of a more sexual nature.
by GOTTALOVEDATCHOCOLATEBOOTY September 9, 2012
Get the Talimancer mug.A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.
Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021
Get the Talibangelical mug.1. The act of banning any Taliban member from a specific area or activity.
Examples include: Crossing a border, entering a city, serving on a tribal committee or boarding an airplane. In some cases, local governments are trying to recruit ex-Taliban members into the fold, providing a way out from "Talibanishment."
2. The continuing effort by Pakistani and Afghani officials to eliminate Taliban violence by labeling specific individuals or groups as terrorists.
3. An extremely difficult task.
Examples include: Crossing a border, entering a city, serving on a tribal committee or boarding an airplane. In some cases, local governments are trying to recruit ex-Taliban members into the fold, providing a way out from "Talibanishment."
2. The continuing effort by Pakistani and Afghani officials to eliminate Taliban violence by labeling specific individuals or groups as terrorists.
3. An extremely difficult task.
by Peter Kobs January 4, 2010
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Rick Santorum is a talibangelist.
by wouldntyouliketoknow29 May 1, 2012
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