Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
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In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.
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by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003
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by B-Drac July 26, 2003
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Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.
Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.
Guy 1: Dude, you have demolished 40 beers. Are you okay?
Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.
Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.
by lehighEngineerBJ October 15, 2010
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This can be both a good or a bad trait to have. Patience is a virtue, but too much giving and not enough receiving could be interpreted as a doormat.
This can be both a good or a bad trait to have. Patience is a virtue, but too much giving and not enough receiving could be interpreted as a doormat.
Marc Anthony has high love tolerance because he is always tested with his patience with JLo's diva antics.
My friend has higher love tolerance than what I thought she would based on the person she carries herself to be. The amount of *shite she puts up with in her love life, would never be carried the same in other relationships in her life.
My friend has higher love tolerance than what I thought she would based on the person she carries herself to be. The amount of *shite she puts up with in her love life, would never be carried the same in other relationships in her life.
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