Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.

by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

take a shit

the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.

person 1: “im going to take a shit”
person 2: “ok”

person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*

by dingleballs456 May 26, 2022

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

go take a shit

leave me alone or piss off.

ah,go take a shit!

by twisted jeff April 20, 2017

Take that shit to AIM

a phrase that is used:

when two people in a forum or chat room get to lovey dovey and you are tired of seeing the affectionate displays

basically-get a room you two but for the Internet

Narcotics: hey bollocks how are you behbeh
Bollocks: fine sweetie how it goes

Me: Take that shit to AIM

by Kristopher Washington January 01, 2009

Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

take yo shit

Gather your things (drugs, clothes, etc) and get them the fuck out of there

Take yo shit and leave!

by shirtless51 April 11, 2016