"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.
by mega miles December 17, 2008
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ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....
hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009
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Get the takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town mug.When you take the big one into your anal cavity without lubrication. Can be a male or female recepient.
by Tee Bagg January 21, 2006
Get the takin' it dry mug.A sexual phrase in which one individual goes on an enduring and exhausting hunt to score with an orafice of the human body, regardless of the orafice's loaction and gender. Usually stated by an acquaintance in reference to what the "hunter" has been doing.
by Mix Master Dane March 8, 2005
Get the takin' it to the hole mug.When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.
After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!
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