e-taining

When an electronic device is entertaining.

Mike's phone is e-taining him

by peckinin April 8, 2016

Tamponing

Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.

Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.

by Alo Gata Boots June 10, 2013

Tysoning

The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.

So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning

by Call me spongebob babe January 19, 2012

man-taining

Dedicated time that a man spends on himself to make himself look and feel better

Time spent by a man making himself look good

Time spent by a man thinking and reflecting on his life

James felt that after Christmas that he had let himself go and needed some time to do a little man-taining

by ba0373 January 25, 2017

Tamponing

The act of sucking on your (or anyone else's) tampon which you just removed from your (or anyone else's) vagina.

- Eww, look at that girl, she's sucking on her tampon.

- I guess you could call it "tamponing", right?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X January 23, 2013

tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011

Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.

Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*

by Liod Fereath January 25, 2012