Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)

I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

taiper

French word for getting drunk wich bunch of friend... you can pronounce it taypay.

Hey we will get totaly taiper tonight.

In french : On staipe la face a soir... on netai ben trop taiper...etc

by ganjarous August 6, 2008

taipei

Taipei is the capital of Taiwan, a sort of noman's land between actually being China and kind of not being China.

If the president of Taiwan is still alive by the time this gets published he would probably say that Taipei is a great city. Unfortunately he'll probably be shot by an rival politician in the next hour or so, so leave it to me to say that Taipei is just nowhere compared to Shanghai.

Someone: I hear that Taipei is nice this time of year...
Someone else: Naah it's crap.

by thiskevin October 3, 2006

Taipei

It's a magical land filled with nude asian concubines. There is mist surrounding everything, and males have tiny snitchzels. It is known for it's bad pizza and delicious goat intestines.

"i wish i lived in Taipei.... NAT!!!"

by mr.aprus August 31, 2009

Taipei

A beautiful girl, often Asian, who is in love with a boy in the Navy.

Wow, that Taipei over there has a really cool shirt, but her toenails are yellow.

by Smiley November 13, 2004

inland taipan

a poor excuse for a human mostly found being a shit cunt on blackops 2 camping in corners and laying on his gut and team killing you will also find if he cant beat you he will mute you

stop being an inland taipan (laying around being fat and lazy or sitting in a corner masterbating)

by blumpkinbandit May 13, 2013