tainterbell

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

by jooojers December 20, 2008

tancer

A combination of the words tan and cancer which describes a severe and unattractive tan someone has acquired from over tanning. An extreme tan in which the person's skin has become so dark and leathery from excessive tanning that the person is at a high risk for developing skin cancer.

Kara's tan used to be so hot, but she's spent so much time in the tanning bed that now she just has tancer.

by rungineer November 1, 2009

Tainer

noun: a person, of terrorist persuasion found at Guantanamo Bay. Often found hitting American soldiers with shit and being rewarded.

Guard 1: I cant believe they let the tainers have tv.

Guard 2: All they had to do was hit Eric with shit.

by ICRC in training December 26, 2009

Tancer

(Tan-Cer) Cancer from going tanning either outside, indoors (Fake-Baking), or rub-on tanner.

Shay: "We're all going tanning!"
Tara: "Enjoy your Tancer."

by TeejVarell March 17, 2010

Tainter-tots

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

by April Mary June 16, 2007

tainter

Noun, the place between a womans vagina and asshole.

Tainter her ass and tainter her puss, so its her tainter

by theman1768 April 17, 2010

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011