Tadeo

a Tadeo is usually hispanic, has pools of honey as eyes. has the nicest and softest hair you could ever imagine. He’s romantic when it comes to relationships. he’s the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet so you should keep him if you ever find one. he will do anything for his girlfriend and treats her like a queen. throws up gang signs cause he’s a baddie and he rolls with the bloods (gang gang) he’s a smarty when it comes to academics and will go far in life. most likely to date a virgo even tho he’s not suppose to. last but not least, also has a 7-8” penis;)

person 1: who’s that?
person 2: that’s tadeo he’s fine as fuck i wish he would fuck with me
person 1: same hopefully he doesn’t have a girlfriend

(insert his gf): he has a girlfriend sorry bois😗

by autumn conklin October 8, 2019

Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.

- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P

by paaaaaint January 7, 2010

Ultimate Taboo

When identical twins have sex with each other.

I walked in on Easton & Aden (twins) trying to surprise them when I found the two having sex with each other, they were committing the ultimate taboo.

by DonatelloTheLuvBird May 10, 2014

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

tadootz

An interjection used when calculating the final answer to a math problem, typically dimensional analysis.

Used while Mr. Twardy waits for a student to calculate an answer for him, because he doesn't have a calculator and can't do it himself.

Often used in repetition, i.e. "tadootz tadootz"

Multiply 192.6 times 18.02 times 6 times 56.01 and press enter. Then divide by 142.77 and press enter. Divide by 9, press enter.

TADOOTZ TADOOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by erin donnelly March 4, 2011

Tadpole vision

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

Sweet taboo

A forbbiden, yet deliciously desirable and tempting love affair that occurs when individuals of differing race, status, nationality, etc. defy societal constraints to find hot, passionate, enduring love.

Although Danny knew his affair with Robin would ruin his career, he couldn't get enough of her and soon found himself addicted to the sweet taboo feeling that her presence incurred.

by under the elms April 7, 2010