by Liam April 21, 2003
Get the Tachmug. Home Schooled. Conservative. Large families, 15 or more children. Often seen carrying swords, violins, or younger siblings. Most often in the southern states.
by TACHE grad May 20, 2010
Get the TACHEmug. To rev an engine out past the reading capabilities of it's tachometer. This often happens in built 4 cylinder engines that have been designed to rev past normal engine limits, sometimes past 11,000 RPMs. This problem is often resolved by putting a monster 5" tach on the dash. Installing this equipment is also common among ricers who want their car to seem fast.
Damn son!!! I dropped a new built b18 in my EG hatch and I tach out everytime I hit the gas!!! Honda power!!!
by Da C-Rob February 13, 2010
Get the Tach Outmug. A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".
CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.
INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.
USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.
Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...
"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"
Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...
CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.
INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.
USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.
Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...
"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"
Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...
Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.
by Mike Morgan December 26, 2004
Get the I-Tachmug. by Suzi S December 22, 2005
Get the tache onlymug. Scottish slang. An act of humiliation/sexual abuse, in which the perpetrator repeatedly slaps their 'boaby' (Scottish slang for penis) over the victims top lip such that it resembles a 'tache' (or tash, shortened from moustache).
"Aye David was being a wee dickhead the other night, so three of us pinned him doon and I boaby tached him an absolute belter!"
by JockSmith December 19, 2012
Get the Boaby Tachemug. by Sir Marc Wilcox February 6, 2009
Get the Cum Tachemug.