Tasergasm

A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.

A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.

Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.

by avialae January 26, 2014

Tabernac

it's the Canadian French version of goddamn it. Its taken just as seriously by bible beaters there too.

Canadian Friend: Tabernac! I just stubbed my toe on a potato!
American Friend: Why are you beating on my potato with your goddamn toe!

by tabbygrl June 19, 2015

Taberfuckingnac

Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...

Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?

Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!

by Quebosh November 11, 2006

Taberfuck

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010

Tabernacle

often used in Quebec in the form of: Tabarnak.

Tabernacle is a swear.

1 Tabarnak! Kossé k'tu vien de faire la!?
2 Toé mon tabarnak!

by soulvacuum January 5, 2005

taberknackle

The act of christening material items belonging to someone other than yourself with male genialia.

When Sherman went to the head, I TABERKNACKLED the mouthpiece on his phone.

by Suspence and the MIS Gang October 4, 2004

taberjanizm

A moment when you abandon drinking with friends for your significant other.

"Hey wanna come drinking with us" "No, I can't I'm meeting with my girlfriend" " Such a taberjanizm"

by h4j1mmy December 21, 2021