twp

Welsh urban slang for stupid person

That guy is really twp,y'know

by Phil Davies July 23, 2003

Twp

Is a small town in Delaware county , full of dick eating broke bitches and niggas

Person one: “Yo where you from ?”
Person two: “twp”
Person one: “4’s down yall twp niggas pussy”

Person two: “I’m sorry please don’t hurt me”

by DALESIDETHEBESTSIDE January 3, 2022

TWP

Throw a wad in the pussy

Christina was getting the pipe and then Brad decided to TWP

by TwpKing September 16, 2022

TWP

(Short for "Texting While Pooping")

1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping.

2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.

(In a text conversation)

Sally: "Can I call u?"

John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP."

Sally: "Ur fucking gross."

by Poopy Texter June 7, 2010

twp

Turkish Water Pipe - very old school bong.

Good Work. This next hit from the TWP is for you.

by kyroslivanos August 4, 2013

twp

Short for Tight White Pussy

Black men love them some twp.

by thatwhitebitch November 22, 2010

TWP

Typical White Person

"The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity, but that she is a typical white person (TWP). If she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know (pause) there's a reaction in her that doesn't go away and it comes out in the wrong way." - Barack Obama

by Politico 10 June 24, 2008