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by notlyd March 1, 2022

twollocks

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting

He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.

by jamalf November 26, 2016

twollipop

n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...

at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.

by Stanky August 17, 2006

twolo

you only life on twitter meaning you waste your time on twitter instead doing something with your friends in real life

Jonathan forgot the time on the PC instead of going with his best friend Greg to a party of a friend of them so he came up with an lame excuse just to continuing on twitter so he was so twolo

by wizzlars February 20, 2013

twollop

a fucking idiot in the group who always acts like he’s 3

you’re a twollop, mate

by seventeenthirtyeight May 29, 2019

twolly

A person who foolishly stands there attempting to use an entirely ineffective hand dryer in a public bathroom.

Molly stood there like a twolly for a full minute before she gave up and went for a trouser wipe.

by LotLotLot August 12, 2019

twollop

A word (noun)that defines a stupid person, used by young people, usu.

"hey, look at that guy over there. He's a twollop!"

by Sadie January 3, 2005