twodel

Twitter model.

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.

by J-Smoove July 6, 2011

twodogism

Words of unforgetable and undeniable wisdom spoken while under the influence of twodog.

After a few rounds of twodog, Raymond uttered his first ever twodogism..... "Do you boys ever use corn starch when your ass gets sweaty?"

by Roy D. January 20, 2008

Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

twoderful

When two wonderful people combine their wonderfulness

I'm a movement by myself, but I'm a force when we're together..... it's a twoderful experience.

by GlazeHer June 24, 2017

Two'd

Given a unanimous score of 2 (presumably out of 10) for one's cannonball into a lion's mouth.

The Ugly One: "I want presents! I WANT PRESENTS!!" *Cannonball!*
Lion: Chomp!
Judges: Two'd!

by Artscrafter August 6, 2004

twoddle

load of old rubbish as in a book or programme

that film was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006

twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.

Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009