Twatopotamus

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatograph

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.

These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!

by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

Twyford Disorder

Twyford Disorder (or TD) is a mental condition where the subject cannot learn from their mistakes. TD was first noticed in 1976 by a British psychotherapist who observed a common housefly repeatedly flying into a window pane. Twyford Disorder occurs mainly in insects, but in rare circumstances it can affect small mammals, primates and in extreme cases, humans.

I can't believe he's talking to her AGAIN!! He must have Twyford Disorder.

by Captain-Wow September 27, 2012

twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.

Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.

by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

Twatology

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.

Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.

by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006

Twaffle

Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"

Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.

by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014

twatopotamus

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life

I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me

by pckr June 11, 2006