flutter tutter

when you laugh so much you poop a little

last night i did a flutter tutter because john was too funny

by jueff May 7, 2016

tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Tittercated

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.

Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010

St. Totteringham's Day

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..

In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.

by Makams December 25, 2008

tatter bug

A bad ass black redneck

That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor

by Themadripper July 13, 2016

Tittertime

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.

The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.

by Lizziechef June 5, 2015

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017