turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

by ms.basick August 9, 2006

Turtle Waxing

To feel a girls chest, outside of the shirt, replicating the motion of hand washing or waxing a car.

I saw my friend and his girl at the movies last night, and he was totally turtle waxing.

by Chimpski November 3, 2009

turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.

Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.

by Gangstermac January 13, 2014

[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

Akron Turtlewax

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

by invisiblehand March 12, 2015

Turtlewax

An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.

Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel

by C-Mac10 August 30, 2008