Twifty

A twifty is a person in their fifties who acts like they're in their twenties. Some dude who gets high at rock concerts when he should be sitting at home in an armchair watching Masterpiece Theater Classic.

Dude you see that twifty over there?
Yeah?!
Dude, what a twifty.

by Cool2Snog May 16, 2010

twifta

Acronym uttered as an exclamation to express extreme satisfaction, joy or excitement.

Stands for: "That's What I'm Fucking Talking About!"

"You just scored front-row tickets to the Navy football - TWIFTA!"

"You just scored with Will's sister - TWIFTA!"

by TwiftaDotCom April 22, 2008

twifty

'tween forty and fifty

Zac Efron: I guess all my fans aren't tweens
Fred Armisen: Well I'm a twifty.
Zac Efron: A twifty?
Fred Armisen: 'tween forty and fifty

by mojojojo12333 April 22, 2009

Twift

Ratchet, raunchy, a thot

ew did u see what she was wearing..yeah so twift

by deez tits July 11, 2017

twifta

Really lame.

"Andrew is so twifta, all he does is act like a dweeb."

by AndrewIsLame September 15, 2011

twifter

Jazz cigar
Jamaican old holborn roll up

Easy, u blazin' that twifter?

by Easy-E July 3, 2003

Twifty

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.

by big cu October 18, 2006