The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

traggered 

triggered and tragic both combined //

Bro this shit traggered

Or
Bro I’m traggered over this 😥

traggered by Sleepyyhamsterr September 20, 2018

Targer 

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.

Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.

-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.

Targer by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014

Pocket Trader 

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.

These damn pocket traders are moving the market!

Pocket Trader by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020

gigantic tager 

1) One of Iron Tager's (a character from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

2) The best word ever to replace/censor the word "penis."

1) Iron Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER...DRIVER!

2) Iron Tager: K-Kokonoe, when did you install this...?

Kokonoe: Oh a little bit ago. It's an interesting idea but it doesn't work very well on the arms. I'm thinking of moving it, maybe putting it on your chest or your *GIGANTIC TAGER!*.

That second example is from "Teach me, Miss Litchi!"

gigantic tager by Lebrochaun October 19, 2009