totom pole

a sexual posision where ur partners head is shoved up your ass

last night we made a totom pole

by john1115 September 27, 2008

Tomtoms bigger than a buss stop

A term for huge tits.

She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay

Attention: the I in pIpugeregaharangeha is always capitalized.

Rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay is a Nepalese woman, who married Wilhelm I of Prussia and Nguyễn Văn Tèo.

As Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay's great great grandfather, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, as he is the sister of Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay.

By the way, she loves cooking but has an eating disorder, she only eats food when other people spit on her food. Nobody knows why. Some believed that she suffered a curse. It still remains a mystery till this day.

Maybe why don't you donate some spits to her, it was believed that she died due to "lack of saliva". You just need to shove a handful amount of saliva to her mouth, and it will "boot her up" alive.

If you want to revive your lost one who suffer this curse like Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay did, then donate some spits!

by hund11111 December 24, 2022

toytown

Small suburb in greater sheffield, lived in by retarted chavs like mr smith, home of the the tivoli nightclub and possibly the most depressing and deprived area outside sheffield 2 (home of the pigs)

fookin 'ell our lass as 'ad 3 blocks tonite an i still only 'ave 50p

by blueunwhitetillidie March 15, 2005

TomTom

The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.

Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom

Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!

by onrefni May 9, 2010

TomTomLonghammer

A term that denotes an ackkward fellow with pigeon toes, slightly cross eyed, and large in stature. TomTomLonghammer is an ancient Native American name that means pussy destroyer. Typically a TomTomLonghammer is over 6ft 3inches tall and equally as awkward. He is know for his ability to cause intense sexual arousal to those around him. The term longhammer pays tribute to the ungodly size of his penis. A TomTomLonghammer is always well endowed; 13 inches is not uncommon, with a typical girth approximating a large cucumber. When a TomTomLonghammer walks his balance is drastically impacted by his pigeon toes. His large longhammer, in essence, serves as a counter weight The swings back-and-forth between his legs, offsetting his uneven gait. Thus, Genetic researchers believe that the size of his penis is a genetic adaptation that allows him to walk upright. When a TomTomLonghammer is angry, typically he goes cross eyed, Pull his pants down around his ankles, and begins to masturbate while screaming “bangladore” at the top of his lungs.

Damn, look at that dude over there. He’s hung like a horse, he must be a TomTomLonghammer.

by MalibuRecon May 15, 2018

TomyTomate

Une TomyTomate est une personne qui joue au fps et qui ne jure que par le spamming intensif de son pistolet mitrailleur. Il demande souvent a ses amis de jouer avec lui et il est un grand adepte de gifs

Oh je me suis fait tuer par une TomyTomate... Il sait que spammer ou quoi!?

by BabyFoxoti May 19, 2020