Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup

Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts April 15, 2017

mazel tov

congratulations

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"

by blah BLAH blah June 7, 2003

Mazal Tov

Said in the song "I Got A Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas. Means good luck,congragulations,cheers. It is a friendly term.

Black Eyed Peas- Fill up my cup. Mazal Tov.

by YoshiGameMaker July 15, 2009

ROFL TOV

Rofl tov pronounced (raw-full-tah-v) is a combination of the common acronym ROFL and the hebrew phrase of congratulations Mozel tov. It may be used when confronted with a joke or humorous situation that merits the rolling of a person on the floor whilst laughing vigorously!!! Rofl tov is used to congratulate the teller of said joke or facilitator of said situation for being SOO GOSH DARN FUNNY!!!!

use as directed:
-whilst toasting with an alcoholic beverage
-accompany with a fist pump!!!
-Pronounce ROFL TOV with authority

(we don't half ass this $H13T)

<HANS BROLLO> MAn! when luke found out he kissed his own sister, hey was all like DAAAAMN SON!!!!

<BRODA> A path to the Dark Side, that is. Restraining order in young Skywalker's future, I foresee!

<HANS BROLLO> ROFL TOV!!! BRODA, you soo gosh darn dyslexic..... errrmm i mean funny! right... Funny!

by NATE "PEG-CITY" D1ZZL3 August 29, 2010

Meowzel Tov

A greeting of congratulations from a Jewish cat.

What?? You're pregnant with kittens, Willow-Kitty?!?! Meowzel Tov!!!

by Jehn Baker November 11, 2008

"Slow-down your shutter, your overlaoding me" ("Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li tov" in Hebrew)

Originated from contemporary spoken Hebrew, it defines a situation where an agitated person, most probably with a splitting head-ache, hang-over or before his first morning cofee, is asking another to calm down, don't use verbose sentences, speak slower or not to overload his aching head with issues that requires listening, thinking or focusing.

This phrase, originating from a leading Israeli comedy show, is well curved in contemporary spoken language and it means (in a free translation): - "slow down your shutter, your "homing in" on me in an overloading manner".

Gesture-aware people most often accompany this phrase with an overdramatic facial expression of a person abrupting his 1-hour sleep after having an awful hang-over, by some woody-allen style geek who lightens up the room and asking him if he read about the new star names EL-12141 reently discovered in our solar system.

You have just broken up with your girlfriend, and you have a splitting headache after a long night of non-fruitful pick-up bar road-show, and you have just been awaken your MBA roomate who opens your room windows wide, turns on the music loudly, and tells you in a patronizing voice "look at you, I am going to take care of you. Do you want me to prepare you an organic Soya drink? and then, we can practice some Yoga, and then..."

You then bluntly, with a suffering voice, eyes half-shut,your right hand blocking the rude sunlight coming from the windows, looking at him and, right before falling asleep again, saying "Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li-tov".

by Moti Krispil August 26, 2005

mazel tov

Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."

2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."

by Diacetylm0rphine February 13, 2010