TOTKO

"Takes One To Know One"

Barbara: "You are a really compassionate person!"
Steve: "TOTKO"

by Munkito February 15, 2017

totblock

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.

1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011

Totobomb

The act of bombarding an unexpected crowd by interrupting their playlist, usually executed by way of jukebox or DJ/cover band request, with all things Toto. Most common and popular method is Africa although other greats such as Rosanna and Hold the Line are also acceptable methods of said bombing. The end result is a room full of confused yet delighted faces, each one slightly embarrassed to admit that they admire and appreciate the timeless classic as it intoxicates the room with its harmonious and cryptic love messages, subconsciously forcing all to sing along once the chorus drops. Originally started as a bar drinking game notoriously called “Bum Out the Bar” which consisted of paying extra money to bump others songs with less desirable tunes from a forgotten era, other variations which included “Wham! I Just Ruined Your Playlist”, the “New Kids on the Block All Your Songs”, and the infamous Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On And On And On And On And On And On”....basically just that song on repeat. The Totobomb has been used in bars and restaurants across the country and continues to keep patrons emotionally attached to one of the greatest ballads of our time while still keeping it alive.

Man, I was at the bar last night and someone Totobombed my playlist. I forgot how good Africa is.

by Tommy Helltender November 23, 2017

totB

an acronym standing for "too old to bang". Refers to an older person that may be attractive but is in no way a milf/dilf.

Pronunciation: tot-bee.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see the cans on that cougar over there?
Bro 2: Yeah, but she looks old enough to be my mom.
Bro 1: totB?
Bro 2: totB.

by thelololagist July 7, 2011

totebulsh

an abbreviation for "total bullshit" that saves half the syllables AND keeps you from swearing, technically.

A: "They said it was shipped overnight. That was last week!"
B: "That's totebulsh, mom."

by Quitty January 10, 2012

TokBlocked

When you're scrolling through your "for you page" on the clock app and you accidentally refresh the feed before you liked the video or followed the creator and now it is lost forever.

I saw this really funny video on the clock app about a dude with some ducks and a ski mask girl spitting shots into nana's mouth, but I was TokBlocked when I hit the back button instead of the home button when I was looking at the creator's profile.

by thebigr3ddog August 29, 2021

TOTB

An acronym for Tuna On Toasted Bagel. One of the greatest meals of all-time. The warm and slightly toasted bagel combines with the tuna to create a savory explosion of awesomeness that is unmatched in the food domain. It has created a small cult of TOTBers. TOTB 4EVA

Emily and Steven enjoyed their TOTBs with every bite. They loved it so much that they kept making more TOTB until they died and went to TOTB heaven.

by I LOVE FOOD April 13, 2010