tofu

Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious

Tofu is the perfect substitute for meat to a vegetarian, not to mention good-tasting and healthy.

by TuxifieD September 5, 2005

tofu

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"

by taoteqingren January 6, 2008

Tofu

A nickname for my bestfriend that can sometimes be a butt but i deal with it because somehow she deals with me 👍

Hey dude do u wanna talk to my butt friend tofu

Friend: No.

by Bananabuttsally March 1, 2020

Tofu

Only a substitute. A typical liberal leftie elitest who sees themself as the very antithesis of their arch enemy, the Gammon. Ageing, highly opinionated and considering themselves superior in everyway to those they claim to be better than, they fail to recognise their own shortcomings and myopic world view is fit only for a fairytale told to a four year old.

Hey Bill, did you see that Tofu getting roasted down the Queen's Head last night? Bitching to everyone because they thought Jo Swinson would be elected the next prime minister!! What a loser!

by Codlugarthia December 14, 2019

Tofu

A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.

Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."

by euphorality December 12, 2013

Tofu

Soya bean curd. A commonly used nickname. Soya bean curd.

My friend is very pale so we call her Tofu

The vegetarian was hungry so he ate some tofu.

by unicownrainbow September 20, 2012

Tofu

Verb. To penetrate someones vagina and/or anus with one or more toes.

I'm going to tofu the shit out of her tonight!

by Josh Collopy December 13, 2018