hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.

I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.

by bandetox December 16, 2014

sucks to suck

v: when you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen to you.

Dude: Wow I forgot to do my Spanish.

Bro: Well sucks to suck.

by A bromosexual. March 14, 2010

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

Sucks to Suck

(It) "Sucks to Suck: is a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. Coined by Amy MacDonald.

Kavon: I hate trivia crack, I always lose.
Annie: Sucks to suck!

Kavon: I'm cold! You threw snow in my face!
Annie: Oh well, sucks to suck.

by johnfitzgerald22 March 1, 2015

How to suck dick

Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out

by Infopplneed October 30, 2019

time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

Sucks to suck

It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen.

Dude: " I can't find my wallet anywhere!"
You: " Well, sucks to suck bro!"

by des420 April 6, 2020