Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
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The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
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Get the twaddleberries mug.Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life
Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!
Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?
Patient: Yes!!
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Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?
Patient: Yes!!
Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...
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