donkey tits

Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.

Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"

Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"

Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"

Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"

by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010

dozer tits

Breasts which are abnormally or noticeably larger than an average female. As in "dozer some big tits".

"Hey man check out those dozers!"
- as in dozer some big tits
dozer tits

by Kzeus September 16, 2006

doughball tits

Tits that are the size of doughballs that are used for making pizza's.

Doughball tits fit perfectly in the palm of your hand, being niether too big nor too smll, and are enough to just roll around in the palm of your hand. Much like teh tits you see on a young teen girl.

by Steve Spencer November 12, 2006

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007

When In Doubt...Tits

When you don't know the answer to a question or command you reply with tits.

To end a conversation awkwardly.

Jack: "Hey John what time is it?"
John: "Uh..."
John: "Tits!"
Jack: "Haha When in doubt...Tits my friend!"

by Pat G Lax July 10, 2010

Dollar Store Tits

A moniker most often used in reference to botched or unsatisfactory breast implants.

Man 1: "Yo did you see the Dollar Store Tits on her?"
Man 2: "Yeah, it definitely looked like a lot of cheap plastic!"

by HadToBeSaid June 24, 2012

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 4, 2007