Tits

A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.

When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014

Tits

Alternate word for awesome, the origin being that there is nothing negative about Tits. big, small, perky, saggy. There's nothing like a nice set of Tits.

Went to dinner at the steakhouse the other night and I tell ya, that 28 ounce Ribeye was fucking Tits!

by Mexican Jay December 11, 2012

tits

Proof of the existence of god.

by El Freak October 24, 2003

tits

Cushiony, soft, sexy pillows of love.

Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...

by me@home August 8, 2007

Tits

Female breasts. Swells during sex. used to arouse males of all animals, including humans, chimpanzees, lions, et al.

Holy shit look at Katie Reese's tits!

by Take off your bra(ssiere) January 13, 2009

tits

Something I was looking at earlier

man, i love hot tits

by MasterX October 20, 2004

TITS

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008