Three Point Land

Tis a land far far away where the best of the best brave the great seas and through the paint in order to obtain the golden tre' bomb
Sir Strokes A'Lot a.k.a. Ray Allen has treked multiple times to Three Point Land, he has a condo there now.
by Bieseltrode January 2, 2011
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three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
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three point star

The logo of auto maker Mercedez Benz.
The vehicle itself (Mercedez Benz).
look at my new three point star, fresh off the dealership
by intact identity December 2, 2009
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three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.
Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.
by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016
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Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021
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three point five

an eighth of weed or 3.5 on the ricter scale
"imma cop three point five of the one nigga"
by justine from the bay March 3, 2005
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three point turd

A three point turd is a particularly nasty form of turd that occurs subsequent to the consumption of many samoosas.
It burns like hell and feels like it has three sharp corners.

Three point turds are commonly done by Indians, Malays, Hindus and other eastern denominations which are all commonly fond of samoosas, and are all known by one or more of the terms: Curries, Tjarras, Koelies, towel-heads and diaper-tops.
"Goodgollyman, dat samoosa waz verry hot! I hev just dun a three point turd in muy undarodz!"
"Don't make your problems my problems, towel-head."
by turdmeister August 5, 2009
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