The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

The Horse Ripper

After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.

"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"

by zoiegetseffedbyhorses January 7, 2010

The horse cow game

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip

I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.

by Dan Barnum February 26, 2009

The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.

Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.

by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021

the "horse" face

A facial expression that is contorted with the sound of a horse neighing in disgust or pleasure.

Lindsey, do the "horse" face.

by tullomatic January 8, 2010

The horse hoax

Tricking a woman into having sex with you by picking her up in a flash car and promising to go out after drinks.

"Joe used the horse hoax again, his such a misogynist"

by Stains69 August 25, 2009

The horse is glue

Used to indicate that the topic of conversation has been covered so much that there is nothing more to say, the message has been conveyed, the listener gets the point, any further discussion is unnecessary and unwarranted, that the talker may now shut-up, every angle of understanding has been stated and restated.

You recall the time we went to the water park, you know with the water slides, the place with the gerbil-like tubes filled with water that you slide down, where you climb the ladder up to the top of the platform and either lie on your back or tummy and slide down the water infused attractions?
Would you please shut-up, I get it, the horse is glue!!!

by Jake-B Daddy July 6, 2010