the awesome column

1. category into which anything awesome fits. specifically what is awesome in your individual opinion, not what is popular. The awesome column does NOT mean what is "in" at any given time

2.person who is in favor of something awesome

3.PROBABLY comes from being "in (politician)`s column" which means you favor them and/or vote for them

1.Ozzy Osbourne...still in the tabloids, still in the awesome column

2.Mike is only 12 years old, but he bought every Beastie Boys album, thus putting him in the awesome column

3.Judging by his name, I would guess that Bradford Charleston is in the Bush Column. On the other hand Mad Man Johnson is probably in the Kerry column.

by tanukisanyo May 19, 2005

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013

Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

bringing the awesome

The action of bringing the fun-ness, action, and entertainment to a certain place or scene.

"Hey man, are you coming to the party?"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"

by Vinnie M. March 13, 2008

Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 5, 2010

Year of the Awesome

A random time period that occurs each year at varing lengths. Any person born within this time period is granted the powers of the awesome. For instance, in the year 1985, the year of the Awesome spanned 4/21 - 5/27, thus everyone born during then was Awesome.

1985 also marks the coming of the truly Awesome, kind of like the Christ of the Awesome if you will.

Tom and Duffy were born in the year of the Awesome, therefore women flock to them.

by Team Awesome December 10, 2008

Rocks the Awesome

1. verb. Something that is cool, well executed or otherwise positive.
2. synonym. Sex/intercourse.

Jimmy totally rocked the awesome when he pulled that 360.

Urban Dicionary rocks the awesome!

Tonight might be the night Jill and I rock the awesome.

by Planeobes October 18, 2005